Small Dicks Should Be Careful of Swimming Pools

I was at a really cool pool party. There were lots of cute girls in bikinis chatting and laughing, having drinks, relaxing. The crowd was not too big, not too small. A nice mix of people.

The hostess had a guy friend that had a gorgeous face, nice hair and an incredible body. Me and my friends were glancing at each other knowingly daring each other with our eyes to be the first one to chat with him. Or maybe he’d come over and say something… But then he jumped into the water.

When he walked out of the pool dripping wet, his swim shorts sucked up against his body and we could see he had an extremely tiny cock! Me and my girlfriends automatically started laughing. He looked over and my friends tried to stifle their laughter, but he knew something was up. He came over to us and said, “Is something funny?”

I said, “That water must be really cold…” and the girls all laughed at that, except for one.

She said, “Aw that’s mean, he can’t help it.” Which made it even funnier, because before she’d said that, we all maybe could have pretended I was just making a joke. But she confirmed that we were serious! 😂

It was SO funny. Anyway, we didn’t want to talk to baby-dick anymore, but it was fun to see him blush. His dick was probably blushing too.