Why I Love r/smalldickproblems

Oftentimes I like to go on this subreddit. I go on there to get a good laugh. It always makes me chuckle to see all the pathetic little dicks whining and commiserating about their pathetic cocks, like a bunch of PTSD war veterans. They even have weird lingo and rules. Like “BONE PRESSED” which all the tinydicks know so well that they shortened it to “BP” 😳 – It means how big your cock is when you PRESS the ruler to your pelvic BONE!!! OMFG

Listen loserdick I dunno who has to hear this, but if you have to press the ruler into your pelvic bone to get a few crucial fractions of an inch, you’re fucking too small BY FAR!

I used to comment on this subreddit, but I was banned almost immediately just for telling the truth. They don’t want to HEAR the truth; that little dicks are disgusting and useless [sexually]. It’s unfortunate you little dicks can even HAVE erections, or testicles for that matter.

Really, the only people who should be allowed to have boners are big dick kings 🤤 and it’d be for the best [for your own good] if you lost your balls so you wouldn’t be obsessed with unobtainable hot sex too. Plus then there’s the added benefit that you don’t have any little dick descendants ruining sex for generations to come!

That being said, we’re all human, and you’re valuable in other ways, don’t forget that. It’s just that you’re literally nauseating when it comes to your dick. 😂