Big Dick Kings Don’t Just Get a Free Pass

Big dick kings don’t just get a free pass. They also have to be wonderful human beings in order to fuck.

The important thing is that they’ll merely get the OPPORTUNITY you shitty dicklets won’t ever get 😂

Of course if they have HUGE cocks, women will still put up with a lot of flaws. That’s why when women are hanging out and one of the boyfriends is a bit of a jerk, we all think: Ah, he must just have an enormous cock 🙄 and it usually turns out to be the case 🤷🏻‍♀️

If a man is above 8.5 inches that’s simply a good start. That’s the smallest big dick. Of course, he still has to be respectful, funny, ambitious, clever, outgoing, kind to animals, etc. There are actually loads of big dicked men out there, so it’s easy to be picky. They’re not rare.

Though if you’re reading this you’re probably not one of them, and you disgust me. Ew 🤮