Hi! I’m StacySizeQueen. 

I’m a professional cock critic and humiliatrix.

I’m also known as a SPH Domme.

I’m brutally honest, mean, bratty and  hilarious!

I analyse your most personal and private photos with my brutal female perspective and tell you exactly what a British hottie like me thinks about a loser guy like you.

You might be a waste of my time, sexually. But you CAN pay me for my attention and humiIiation 😈

🍆 I do dick ratings
🍒 I do testicle ratings
🍑 I do ass ratings
OR I can rate your full body!

You can choose your rating as either:
A written piece of text, 
An mp3 audio,
A mp4 video rating (normally 5-8 minutes long).

All my ratings are original and individually handcrafted for each client.

My judgements are legendary, usually pretty harsh, detailed and I use lots of funny analogies to make you understand your situation very easily.

You’ll get a hot, sexually experienced British girls’ perspective of what your package really looks like.

My shop showcases all the custom ratings I’ve done over time.

P.S There’s really no dick too big or small for me to humiliate and rate out of 10.