Bob’s Dick Rate

Awww poor Bob came to me with his underwhelming and average penis! Sucks for him 😂

I tell him the unfortunate news in the most blunt way possible; by critiquing it in front of him and listing all its problems in one fell swoop LOL. His dick looks too skinny, oddly angled. I mean, the list goes on and on.

I had to be honest and give him an accurate (realistic) rating. My ratings are full of analogies and dick parables to make him understand and possibly laugh-cry into his disappointing boner 😂

You see boys, I believe that getting a dick rate can be a teachable moment. I’m preaching the big-dick gospel here, and if you fall short, well there’s no way you can be saved, but at least you can know for sure and go from there! The best way to learn about the realistic situation of your dick size it to get it rated by a professional lady who’s seen hundreds of dicks 😏

In this video I wear a sexy purple low cut top, so at least you got something good to look at while I’m being mean!

This video is 2:35 minutes, 1080 HD, and 307 MB.

(This video does not contain any dick pics).