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How To Deal With Guys That Have Small Dicks

I’m so glad I don’t have to put up with tiny dicks in my personal sex life. However in the past when one has made an appearance I always felt it was important to be honest and say, “Your dick is way too small, it’s pathetic and unattractive, get your clothes back on, we’re definitely […]

Frustrated About Your Penis Size?

Hey dicklet, are you frustrated about your penis size? Do you think you won’t get any girls because of your small dick [which is disgusting]? Here’s a tip: Just be confident! Women like a man who is confident. 😉 Haha, just kidding loser. Even if you ARE super confident, the second she sees your worthless […]

Women Do Anything for Big Dick Kings

Get your dick rated is TOTALLY worth it if you like to be devastatingly humiliated. Unless you have a really nice cock. But no cocks under 8.5″ are REALLY nice. They’re small and laughable and no woman really wants one. They just “put up with” it. Unless they’re me. I’ll laugh you out of the […]

3 Facts About Small Cocks

Truth: If your cock is below 8″ long, you have a boring, small & unappealing dick. Truth: if you have one of the below average cursed dicks, women all talk about you to make sure our girl friends don’t ever fuck you. Truth: Dicklets don’t deserve pussy.

Small Dick Porn Only Has Unattractive Women in It?

You pervert dick-rejects should be happy you get ANY porn! LOL. For once porn syncs up w/ the real world! You’ll never get an attractive girlfriend, so please don’t try, it’s embarrassing. You’re disgusting and you don’t even deserve what the real men cast aside. Get it through your dicklet brain. Shout out to r/smalldickproblems […]

Big Dick Kings Don’t Just Get a Free Pass

Big dick kings don’t just get a free pass. They also have to be wonderful human beings in order to fuck. The important thing is that they’ll merely get the OPPORTUNITY you shitty dicklets won’t ever get 😂 Of course if they have HUGE cocks, women will still put up with a lot of flaws. […]