I’m so glad I don’t have to put up with tiny dicks in my personal sex life. However in the past when one has made an appearance I always felt it was important to be honest and say, “Your dick is way too small, it’s pathetic and unattractive, get your clothes back on, we’re definitely […]
Hey dicklet, are you frustrated about your penis size? Do you think you won’t get any girls because of your small dick [which is disgusting]? Here’s a tip: Just be confident! Women like a man who is confident. 😉 Haha, just kidding loser. Even if you ARE super confident, the second she sees your worthless […]
Get your dick rated is TOTALLY worth it if you like to be devastatingly humiliated. Unless you have a really nice cock. But no cocks under 8.5″ are REALLY nice. They’re small and laughable and no woman really wants one. They just “put up with” it. Unless they’re me. I’ll laugh you out of the […]
Truth: If your cock is below 8″ long, you have a boring, small & unappealing dick. Truth: if you have one of the below average cursed dicks, women all talk about you to make sure our girl friends don’t ever fuck you. Truth: Dicklets don’t deserve pussy.
You pervert dick-rejects should be happy you get ANY porn! LOL. For once porn syncs up w/ the real world! You’ll never get an attractive girlfriend, so please don’t try, it’s embarrassing. You’re disgusting and you don’t even deserve what the real men cast aside. Get it through your dicklet brain. Shout out to r/smalldickproblems […]
Big dick kings don’t just get a free pass. They also have to be wonderful human beings in order to fuck. The important thing is that they’ll merely get the OPPORTUNITY you shitty dicklets won’t ever get 😂 Of course if they have HUGE cocks, women will still put up with a lot of flaws. […]
Once in school I found out a boy had a crush on me. But his ex girlfriend was a friend of mine and she said he had a small, barely 6″ cock. Regardless he asked me out anyway, in front of all my girlfriends. Luckily i was able to tell him, “Ew gross, no way. […]
If you have a small cock, stay meek or get crushed.Mainstream media thinks you are a punchline to a joke, and so do I.I wouldn’t make fun of a normal disability, but any cock under 8″ is completely deserving of ridicule. I’m dead serious. Some boys think I’m exaggerating, but I’m not in the slightest. […]
You little-dicks can’t measure up. Although there ARE 4 inch VIBRATORS, those are just to stimulate the clitoris. When a woman wants to cum from penetration, she needs a THICK, DEEP dicking to get to all those hard to reach places. That’s why the best dicks are 8.5 inches or more. The reason you’re insecure […]
I was at a really cool pool party. There were lots of cute girls in bikinis chatting and laughing, having drinks, relaxing. The crowd was not too big, not too small. A nice mix of people. The hostess had a guy friend that had a gorgeous face, nice hair and an incredible body. Me and […]