How To Deal With Guys That Have Small Dicks
Jan
I’m so glad I don’t have to put up with tiny dicks in my personal sex life.
However in the past when one has made an appearance I always felt it was important to be honest and say, “Your dick is way too small, it’s pathetic and unattractive, get your clothes back on, we’re definitely never going to fuck now.”
Then I invariably laugh long and hard. Even though it’s a bit awkward in the moment, it IS genuinely funny and it’s cool to think about how awesome it’s going to be telling my girlfriends about it later. They’re all like, “Wow you’re so mean! That’s so cool though!”
It IS brave, but it’s also important that dicklets get to know their place in the world. They’re waaaay in the bottom of the dick tier list.
To be honest I believe I’ve gotten to the point in my life where I can tell if a boy has a tiny dick just by watching him walk and interact with women. When I was younger, I didn’t have that super power and consequently ran into more guys with small cocks. 😧
This isn’t entirely fair. You’re telling women that they shpuld disregard looks, personality and financial security for something as ridiculous as penis size.
There is also oral and toys, so it’s a total non-problem.
Sure thing, Jack 😂 It’s definitely a problem for some men, whether you like it or not.
I agree with Stacy, small dicks are sexually unsatisfying and that’s a huge part of the relationship. Um thanks but I am financially secure without a man with a little dick hassling me for unsatisfying sex.
And oral and toys? And Jack, you wanna use oral and toys or you wanna get FUCKED by a REAL man? Toys are not the same as the real thing and they never will be. Sorry if I’m the first girl to break it to you.
Women should be completely honest, brutally honest if necessary, about their expectations and requirements regarding penis size. Guys who don’t measure up should, as Stacy suggests, understand and accept their reduced place in the world.