Generic Small Penis SPH Rating

This was a custom audio dick rate for someone, however it really turned out as SPH audio that is applicable to a lot of small cocked losers.

If you have a cock that looks like one of those tiny incy wincy little bananas, then this rating is for you. I’m talking about those cursed guys out there that have approx 4 inches of dick-meat. All this fact-based mockery is made just for you!

Enjoy my sexy British accent as I set the record straight about how bad small dicks are.

MP3, 5.8MB, 3:59 minutes long.